Tuesday, April 3, 2007

MONKEY SEE MONKEY DO




monkey see monkey do
lil monkeys we love you
sitting in the trees so high
watch the brrrdeees flying bi
eating fruits and nuts and bugs
then they give each other hugs(YAY)
they frolic on the ground all day
in their lil monkey shinin' whey
populate don't hesitate thats
the plan they have of late
and all the things they make R gr8
cars and trucks and mobile phones
till theres no place we can be alone
and then they drive us from our home
to RE associate into trees where
we can rest easy in d'breeze
and B come holy and sow d'vine
and get back to nature and never whine
about politics and fortunes and have
only very little on our mind but
sex & sex & sex & sex and look at me having
nothing but a real good time but that
of course is where we started and
excuse me but I just farted whoops
then I gots to run bye now hope you
have a lota of fun... I gotta go piss out my gun

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

The Rite Of Spring











all the beasts and all of der animal ass's
all of them lying in d'field of grass's
d'rite of spring ...doin' der wild thang
in the heat of degrees they lay in d'trees
and run in the breeze till the coolness
of eve brings them to d'water on their knees
as they sip at their drink with the sun
growing dimmer all must be wary or
they'll be some ones dinner... a story
of life on the brink.

Saturday, March 17, 2007

Solar Ignition...Orbits and Dynamic







Its a world of wonder that we begin to plunder
and it will put us ass under with lighting and thunder
as we go along blindly with our dimwitted blunders
and ask kindly will you pass the cucumbers